Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Interspecies Erotica

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

My sister is a LIAR!

IKEA is awesome! (Like we didn't already know that!) They have this all-glass display cabinet that I have wanted forever. I just haven't had room for it. I told my sister that it would be perfect for displaying her rock collection. But since it is $59.99 and she is unemployed it wasn't going to happen.

Until she saw the ad.

IKEA has daily specials, slashing the prices of some of their items. What is the daily special for today? Oh yes, the glass cabinet. Instead of paying $59.99 for the cabinet, it will only be $19.99!

So she was looking at IKEA's website and saw the special-- she was so excited that she marked it on the calendar (see photo) so she wouldn't forget. I told her I would go with her because I have always wanted to get breakfast at IKEA, but am unable to drag my butt out of bed that early. Since this was a "One Day Only" kind of thing we knew we should be there when IKEA opened-- worked for me-- I would finally get to eat breakfast there!

Or so I thought.

So last night she was online checking the store hours. She called me into her room, saying she had something to show me.

IKEA has free breakfast for the next week.

What is better than finally getting to eat something you have been waiting so long for? Eating it for free! So I woke up this morning and asked what time we should leave. She said 9:15. I asked if I should wake up our other sister to see if she wants to join us. She said I could but she probably wouldn't want to go. And that we were not stopping for breakfast. "Why would we stop for breakfast when we are eating at IKEA?" I thought to myself. I said I would wake her up and ask anyway, wondering if my youngest sister had something against IKEA's breakfast. My other sister repeated that we would not be stopping for breakfast. My brain was starting to slowly wake up. I was afraid to ask, but I HAD to. "Well, we are still eating at IKEA, right?"

WRONG!

I stood there stunned. This couldn't be. What had happened? Why did she change her mind? Would she have told me if I didn't ask? Why can't I have breakfast there?!

So I told her I was only going for the food. If I wasn't going to be fed I wasn't going to go. I would go back to bed.

But I couldn't sleep. I made myself frozen waffles as an attempt to fill the void in my stomach. But the whole time I was thinking about eggs, potatoes, and bacon. FREE eggs, potatoes, and bacon...
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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Candle salad with FIRE!

We added the fire this year. We think we will always have fire from now on :)
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Candle salad

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When he sleeps...

You forget how tiring he is.
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Classy

Nothing says "I'm classy" better than pot plants on your pockets. While you are taking Christmas pictures.
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It's a skirt

That is made out of elastic waistband
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Saturday, December 19, 2009

A beautiful beer :)

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Granny panties for men

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Sunset at the Galleria

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Sweden is delicious

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Smokin' kids

Dude-- how old are they? Smoking is so cool!
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Too adorable!

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Temporary kitty and Bear

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Cuddle time!

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Monday, November 30, 2009

The "open" sign at Maidu Library

I don't like it. As Shannie said, "It looks like we are going into a cafe."
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

They want turkey

But they don't get any
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The table is set...

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ava in her snuggie

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Pile of chin cuteness!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Molly and Toby :)

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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Ewwww

My sister just bought this. It is a two-headed snake. That you eat! It is like a giant gummy worm. My tummy hurts just thinking about it...
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Gum

This is the coolest gum packaging ever! It folds out, and there is a bit of adhesive at the bottom of all the pieces so they don't slide around and fall out. The gum is pretty good too-- it is that Trident layers stuff. I got the green apple/ golden pineapple flavor.
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Sarah at the park

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Mr. Taco

Shannie has some pretty good ceramics skills
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Mushroom

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I love Jake

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Forget this! I'm not getting up.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Way too cute!

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Target has cool new carts!

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Laundry dog

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Behold the glorious FSM!

Shannie made me Him in ceramics :)
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Monday, September 21, 2009

Molly is playing too!

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Balls!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Shannie has mad ceramics skills!

She even made the plate!
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Monday, September 14, 2009

Doggie family naptime

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sunday, September 6, 2009

What if I have to pee?

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Naptime on Katie

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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Cute doggie family

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Naptime for Jake

If only we can get Daniel to sleep in there...
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Lucy and Ava are friends

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Cuddle buddies II

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New baby chin!

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