Tropical swirl with FRESH pineapple!

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My pants...

almost fell down while I was carrying a 40 lb. bag of birdseed through the parking lot. :)
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Tempted

To key his car for parking like that
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And when I took it back

She stole the other one!
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Molly decided

That my pillow now belongs to her.
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A rack of...

silk camo pajamas
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It's a box of Kleenex!

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Slide the "K" to the left...

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Where is Kevin when I need him?

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Um, ok

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I'm in lust

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